Crafty, cheeky, & just a little petty
15 hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun are waiting for you in Snarky Crochet!
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Booklist
​American Library Association
“This is truly a one-of-a-kind pattern book that should not be missed.”
Naomi Fox, @croutonscrochet
"The most unique crochet book on the market! Lisa's hilarious personality absolutely shines in this book!
Simon Fannon,
@VeteranKnitter
“Could crochet get any more fun? This book is packed with playful projects, brilliant patterns, and Lisa’s trademark humour.”
What's Inside
Take a peek at the patterns
You're wearing me down: wearables
Spite Stripe Scarf
A cowl to cause scowls—purposefully a smidge too tight, with one strand of hidden, itchy yarn.
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One Single Slipper
A beginner-friendly banana peel slipper. In hopes your recipient slips and falls in it.
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Long-Suffering Socks
The most poorly-made crochet socks imaginable. They're deceptively cute, though.
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Butthead Bonnet
Make it upside down for cute hearts, nightside up for tiny derrieres.
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Single Finger Gloves
Made in the pretty, but impossible crocodile stitch. Don't worry, there's a video tutorial!
Practically Petty: Functional gifts
Cat Butt Coasters
Feline face or feline anus? Let your guests be the judge when they go to set their drinks down.
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Utterly Impractical Heating Pad
These hole-filled heating pads are designed to hold rice...poorly.
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Bird Flip Bomb
A festive ornament with a hidden middle finger design, made in the larksfoot stitch.
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Gall Doll Pin Cushion
Stick 'em with a pin every time someone pisses you off. They can hold a lot of pins.
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Roadkill Bookmark Named After Your Ex
Social media fans will recognize this as my dead rodent as my mic holder. It's actually a bookmark!
Go Stuff It: Amigurumi
Unlucky Peach
Stuffed with a cursed heart, it accidentally-on-purpose looks like the peach (AKA butt) emoji.
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Little Sh*t Cone
Soft serve or 💩? It's your choice.
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KnotTEA Pot
Adorable outside, hollow inside so you can stuff it full of swear words and curses.
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Middle Finger Cactus
For the prick in your life​. Or your bestie with a good sense of humor.
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Phở You! Bowl
This 2-in-1 pattern has interchangeable soup inserts, phở or mì ramen, as secret code.