more than two happy readers!
Simon Fannon, @veteranknitter
“Could crochet get any more fun? This book is packed with playful projects, brilliant patterns, and Lisa’s trademark humour. Inspiring, light-hearted, and perfect for crocheters of all abilities, these designs really jump off the page.”
Naomi Fox, @croutonscrochet
"The most unique crochet book on the market! Lisa's hilarious personality absolutely shines in this book! It's full of incredible patterns and hilarious jokes that any crocheter will love."
Masey Kaplan,
Loose Ends Project
“Could crochet get any more fun? This book is packed with playful projects, brilliant patterns, and Lisa’s trademark humour. Inspiring, light-hearted, and perfect for crocheters of all abilities, these designs really jump off the page.”
What's Inside
Take a peek at the patterns
You're wearing me down: wearables
Spite Stripe Scarf
A cowl to cause scowls—purposefully a smidge too tight, with one strand of hidden, itchy yarn.
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One Single Slipper
A beginner-friendly banana peel slipper. In hopes your recipient slips and falls in it.
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Long-Suffering Socks
The most poorly-made crochet socks imaginable. They're deceptively cute, though.
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Butthead Bonnet
Make it upside down for cute hearts, nightside up for tiny derrieres.
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Single Finger Gloves
Made in the pretty, but impossible crocodile stitch. Don't worry, there's a video tutorial!
Practically Petty: Functional gifts
Cat Butt Coasters
Feline face or feline anus? Let your guests be the judge when they go to set their drinks down.
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Utterly Impractical Heating Pad
These hole-filled heating pads are designed to hold rice...poorly.
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Bird Flip Bomb
A festive ornament with a hidden middle finger design, made in the larksfoot stitch.
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Gall Doll Pin Cushion
Stick 'em with a pin every time someone pisses you off. They can hold a lot of pins.
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Roadkill Bookmark Named After Your Ex
Social media fans will recognize this as my dead rodent as my mic holder. It's actually a bookmark!
Go Stuff It: Amigurumi
Unlucky Peach
Stuffed with a cursed heart, it accidentally-on-purpose looks like the peach (AKA butt) emoji.
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Little Sh*t Cone
Soft serve or 💩? It's your choice.
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KnotTEA Pot
Adorable outside, hollow inside so you can stuff it full of swear words and curses.
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Middle Finger Cactus
For the prick in your life​. Or your bestie with a good sense of humor.
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Phở You! Bowl
This 2-in-1 pattern has interchangeable soup inserts, phở or mì ramen, as secret code.